Before I start complaining...
Got back from I/O last night. I hate going there, but we can’t send
“Grey-Boy.” We sent him once, he spent two hours pretending to be
like everybody else, which doesn’t work. On second thought maybe we
will send him again, that is if he doesn’t go berserk like he did last
night.
This actually gets funny, but Karl was sweating bullets. He had to run
last night’s speech on his own. I know he hates it. With all that
circuitry blown it gets trickier. It’s a marathon event and Karl usually
puts on a diaper before show-time.
Anyway, as they were downloading the speech GB starts going
haywire. He begins strutting around the room proclaiming, “I am the
leader, you must obey me!” Karl couldn’t contain him and GB got loose
in the hallway. He made one of the Marine guards salute him and then
tie his shoes.
Karl dismissed the Marines and was able to “Zero-Figure” him right
there. As you might remember there is a little button in the top of his
rectum which puts him into a “Jumping Jack” position and opens his
brain case. That’s where the re-set handle is. No one else came along
and once re-set Karl got him out of the hallway.
Tonight’s the press-conference. It’ll be a two-diaper event for Karl. But
I’ll be there too. We figure we’ll hold it to thirty programmable talking
points. My ratio is to work in the words: “freedom” fifteen times,
“victory” eight times, and “protect” twenty times. I used to worry
that the fact his syntax was shot would make him a laughing stock, but
hell, it’s been five years, and even if his poll numbers have gone a bit
south the rubes still take it seriously!
If you guys can’t send a decent tech, or new parts how about a DVD of
my favorite shows I’m missing down here. I’ve always been a big fan of
the ‘Hail Storm’ show.
