Bored by Gore, or gored by Gore?
Had an awful dream. Must of come about after watching Carvell and
Begala with Big Tim pushing their latest loser-book. --And those nachos
with fermented horse cheese. Carvell, and I know him through Mary,
gave his half-assed prognostications: Twenty per cent chance I would
run for “Grey Boy’s” job in ’08 and totally convinced Gore would run for
the weak-Willy side.
In this terrible dream, the anti-Andulusan forces remake Al Gore,
America’s number one nerd into Moses. He runs for Congress in ’06; six
months into an economic depression. Not only gets a seat in the House
but is made Speaker by the loser-landslide that defies our ten years of
gerrymandering!
“Grey-Boy,” Me and half the Supreme Court gets impeached. The
Republican minority in the Senate decides to lay-low and protect their
own seats so they vote with the majority.... and, here’s the really
scary part: I go to Jail!
Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter try to foment a mob uprising but are
hanged for sedition.
I’ve thought about it good and hard. For one thing it was only a dream.
Second-of-all I’ve been trained in Andulusan self-defense. If provoked, I
can turn from my attacker and expel feces with brutal force. So watch
out!
