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Saturday, December 17, 2005

Can you hear me?

The folks down here are getting suspicious. We need new instructions.
"Grey-Boy" has been off his game. We need some techs for a major fix.
We had to give interviews and you could almost hear the X-Tube
sparking from his head-device. Don't know how long we can keep this
going without a total replacement. As ZXYUP may have mentioned my
priority request for "Grey-Boy2" or even "Grey-BoyB" has been in
channel for at least two local years.

Condi's doing great. We could use a dozen
more. They think those
Anduluson freckles means she's a minority.
Yeah, I'll say. Did Karl tell
you about Rummy? His entire bowel d
ropped out on the way to a
hearing. He didn't know about it eith
er. His nerve sensation had been
switched to off. A couple of deputies
had to pull him into a men's room
in the Senate and relocate forty pou
nds of innards from his pants.
Luckily they fit it into several brief
cases. Part of his brain module was
attached, but he didn't need it. At
least half the Senate are our clones,
the rest are so dumb and gutless they
could question a mannequin to
their satisfaction. Anyway, Rummy's
out. They stopped making his
model early last century and we'll just
do a replacement. Though, this
will cause exception errors with "Grey
-Boy." He doesn't recompute new
names or faces. "Grey-Boy's" face doe
sn't work either. But he's done an
outstanding job seeing how he was p
ut into place with the vocabulary
and syntax structure of a dolphin.

I have to sign off for now. One of my
guys is facing a trial. Now there's a
joke for you. Hail Andulusa!

Later,
"C"


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