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Thursday, January 26, 2006

Democracy in the Mid-East!

Hamas, the terrorist organization looks like it won the ‘Palestinian’
Parliamentary election. Good show. Get them all in one place, I say, and
kill them. Actually if they had any oil we would recognize them
immediately and switch our stooge-payoff program from Fatah. But
they have no oil, only religious fervor.

Since we have I/O on our hands we won’t be killing anybody; which is a
shame. The best we can hope for is a Civil War. Hopefully we could back
both sides till everybody’s dead. The only complication I can see is for
our plans A & B. Plan A calls for us to equip the Israeli military to attack
the Iranian nuclear facilities.  Plan B is to shortly thereafter condemn
the Israelis at the United Nations and cut off further aid to them. It’s
such a genius-plan I’m surprised I thought of it by myself.

The problem as I see it is a personal one. First of all I am being
‘effective’ and as a result am breaking my personal vow: ‘To always do
harm.’ I’ll have to sort this one out with my spiritual and strategy
counselor on Andulusa.


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