Sportsman Veep hunts Trial-Lawyers!
I’d like to refute that allegation
About the VP shooting somebody: Let me set this story straight. I did
not fire out of the window of my hovercraft at pen-raised birds and
shoot a fellow hunter because he mentioned something about wiretaps
being illegal. That’s hogwash! We were in the field at least five feet
from the craft and the guy snuck up behind me and yelled “Look out,
Howard Dean’s crazy-train is coming to town!” You damn right I shot
him then. Who wouldn’t?
It’s been a rough week, too. The only sleep I got was a fifteen minute
doze, if you will, on the Lehrer snooze hour.
